The Senior Dev Welcomes Junior Devs to a Project

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The Gang Quits a “Promising” Startup
The Gang Cuts Dead Weight from Their Project
The Senior Dev Welcomes Junior Devs to a Project
The Gang Reviews Errors They Made on Past Projects
The Old Guard Dismisses Emerging Technologies
The Gang Forgets One Tiny Detail in a Deployment
The Gang Pairs Up with a New Consulting Partner
The Gang Can’t Get Their Friends Interested in Their New App
The Gang Sees a Friend Who Works for a Competitor at a Tech Conference
The Gang Finally Gets Their Client’s Super Secret Password and Security Secrets
The Gang Works with an Overly Eager Sales Rep
The Gang Defiantly Blames Their Own Bug on an External Service
The Gang Undergoes Annual Performance Reviews
The Gang Tries to Ignore Obvious Flaws in Their Product While Clients Notice
The Gang Shows Off How Fast and Flexible Their New JS Framework of Choice Is
The Gang Suffers Through a Job Interview
The Gang Gets Drunk on Power When Enforcing Proper Agile Methodology
The Gang Finally Quits
The Gang Holds a Friendly Discussion About the Pros and Cons of Various JavaScript Frameworks
The Gang Can’t Believe the Development Team Has No Availability
The Gang Reads Requirements
The Gang Gives a Demo
The Gang Needs Their Tools
The Gang Introduces Themselves to a New Project Team
The Gang Desperately Tries to Clear a Persistent Bug