YOUR ILLITERACY HAS SCREWED US AGAIN!
The Gang Gives a Demo
We’re going to paint your room a color that’s not stupid.
The Gang Needs Their Tools
IDEs, Environment access, I need my tools!
The Gang Introduces Themselves to a New Project Team
It’s about respect and intimidation.
The Gang Desperately Tries to Clear a Persistent Bug
It’ll blow you to safety!
The Gang Undergoes a Code Review
You’re trapped!!! You’re trapped!!! You’re trapped!!! We’re going to point out all your faults.
The Gang Explains the Details of Their Project to Other People
I can’t explain it! I’m not an idiot! There’s a reason I do the things I do.
The Gang Talks About Work/Life Balance with Their Family and Friends
I start thinking and it makes me so angry.
The Gang Reviews What R&D Has Spent a Year Working On
Times is tough.
The Gang Prepares for a Demo without Enough Time
Code red. We got a code red. They’re pulling a fast one on us.