Pile it on. It won’t help. Ignore other projects in the background.
The Gang Solutions a Crazy Hack with a Coworker
It’s so crazy it just might work.
The Gang Take Standards a Little Too Far
There’s clean code, and then there’s this.
The Gang Finally Gets a Horrible Project Over the Finish Line
Nobody can even count the number of things that went wrong, nobody’s happy in the end, but hey, it’s done right? You’re the Trash Man!
The Gang Tries to Understand Complicated Requirements
Spending a week heads-down and proudly proclaiming victory to a room full of people questioning your sanity.
The Gang Takes a Stand Against a Company-wide Problem and Nobody Listens
This has gone on long enough… and will continue to go on.
The Gang Argues About Mundane Details in Meetings
Keep arguing whether the button should read “Help” or “Volunteer”, but not talk about real problems like what clicking the button actually does.
The Gang Tells Project Managers the Team Is Booked
And when they don’t believe you, they turn to the pool of garbage developers.
The Gang Tells the “Big Idea Guy” How Bad the Idea Is
What do you think is happening right now?